Blackpool 2025

Who doesn’t love Blackpool?

 It’s cold, wet and windy it has bright lights, tacky back street boozers, brown sea water and sugar willys, there’s really not much to dislike.

Actually Blackpool’s a cracking place any time of the year and

I was looking forward to Blackpool 2025.

It’s such a great opportunity to meet up with friends, get drunk and buy loads of flash wool.

Unfortunately my Blackpool journey was brought to a vicious halt on November 13th when I was mugged by a rookery of angry penguins which resulted in a broken shoulder and shoulder replacement surgery.

Hold on just a minute Mr Mentis; Angry penguins… Really?

Alright you got me, their wasn’t any angry penguins, but I did suffer a broken shoulder and did have shoulder replacement surgery.

Oh really, how did that happen?

Well I was enjoying a nice long wa*k

WHOOOA too much information!

At least let me finish what I was saying before you jump the gun…

I was enjoying a nice long walk!

Me too but the show must go on!

As we’ve already established I’m not going to be present at Blackpool but I’d just like to give you the heads up on a few things…

Yes I know I over use those 3 little dot things, but I really like them.

I’m weird like that!

If you’re going to Blackpool (maybe you’re already there?)

There’s a few things I’d like you to know:

NUMERO UNO

The FANTABULOUS Paul Brook

(No e & definitely no s)

Will be there sharing discounts on all of his w*nkworthy material.

Calm down it was an i!

Paul’s no nonsense style of mentalism is a real breath of fresh air.

What you see is what you get with Paul, he doesn’t bullsh*t people or promise the earth only to under deliver or sell you some rehash of older work.

No Sir, Mr Brook is one of the good uns and believe me there’s few like him.

This guy is cut from a different cloth.

NUMERO TWO-O

Fancy an arm wrestle? Then go and visit Black Cat Magic.

These boys love nothing more than drinking pints of Tequila, cracking their tattooed knuckles, acting ‘ARD and proving their manliness by crushing beer cans on their heads.

Don’t get your knickers in a twist, I’m joking.

Bazz and the boys at Black Cat Magic are some of the loveliest blokes you’re ever likely to meet and you’ll find some nice direct mentalism effects without getting your head kicked in!

NUMERO THREE-O

You’ve all heard the name, well pop over to Black Cats stand and you shall find this devilishly handsome young (ish) chap, presenting some spectacular mentalism that I’m sure you’ll love to perform.

Kaleb’s a very smart thinker and he bathes regularly.

I’ve been privvy enough to have sneaky peeks into some of his upcoming releases and he never fails to blow me away!

NUMERO FOUR-O

Mark Lemon (the one on the right) will be flaunting about and trust me, you’ll want to bump into this guy.

Mark has some of the most innovate ideas in modern mentalism, utilising some very clever technology type stuff. 

Buy him a pint and ask him for a demo.

Finally:

Whether you’re in the Ruskin, drinking copious amounts of liquor or in the dealers hall inhaling that sweet aroma of Bobby Orange, spare a thought for me not even able to tie my own shoelaces. (My wife had to do all this typing, so you may want to spare her a thought too!)

P.S. Did you spot the hidden word?

Adios

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